Sundrenched

11:37 AM

& dont you worry, wart.

She isnt in love.

He lies in God's hands.

hearing the voice from within.

Awaiting was the toughest battle.

but She won. He won.

thanks to Him (God)

9:41 PM

After Camp Effects:

dark.

skin&bones.

spas.

9:37 PM

UMMNA ASSHOLICCA.

9:54 PM

Tomorrow's The Level Camp!
& i cant wait to park my ass at Kota Tinggi.

managed to skip tamil today.
holla-ed down over to the food court
with ash and met jo later.

went on a mini-shopping spree with jo,
we hit bugis, and my oh my!
i was seeing stars. we're the asses.
and one thing's for sure..
ASSES LOVE SHOPPING.

not really excited 'bout camp,
but i'll swing in the mood by morning.
i havent done no-bull packing yet.
i'll be up for that much later at night.

i'm missing someone, but i've got no idea who.

OOOOOH.
simon webbe's hotstuffs.
i managed to catch his new clip
on MTV again. yes honey, again!
we'll get married soon, i'll inform ya'll.

& my wig buddy changed his wig.
GOODJOB :D

SO LONG SARKERS.

7:55 PM

i saw simYn webbe's new clip.

he actually sang the theme song for Fantastic 4!

aint that fab?

& he looks pretty darn hot in his

sexaye tux and tall hat.

(i love that look on guys)

it's classy and extremely attractive.

ohwell on the slack note,

school was uber sigh-factor today,

but getting a pretty card from ash &

catching up with jolina during

lessons made my day.

hinny pierced her ears, finally!

i'm so proud of her.

here's the joke:

i saw her blings and complimented them.

without realizing that she pierced.

(s l o w)

bought my raging thick black specs.

(no degrees)

i've got perfect eyesight.

call it a craving to wear oversized

specs, looking like a nerd.

unfortunately many people

say i look emo/gangstary/stern.

yucks! if you ever thought that was me,

wait till you hear me laugh my ass off.

Never Judge A Fish By It's Bicycle.

now there i go again.

& ms cheok's gone for good.

otays, at least for two weeks.

why not a month or so? (sighs)

i like the new a-math teacher though.

he's all sissy voiced but he's teaching's better.

heck it.

here's an update on my friends & our cults:

Ass: (sonnofagonne joke enthusiast)

1. blessing.

2. jolina.

3. vikram.

4. john.

5. isaac.

Geeks: (smart folks who deny it)

1. reka.

2. jireh.

Nerds: (wannabe nerds, cos their uber cool)

1. hinny.

2. vishnu.

Freak: (the folk who go against asses)

1. lahvin.

2. renzel.

Idiots: (nice brained)

1. jeba.

2. memod.

3. sarath.

I LOVE THEM ALL :D

7:11 PM

SERCKOOLE

I CANT WAIT TO SEE ALL MY FRIENDLY ASSES.

10:58 PM

I was to do my math test paper.

unfortunately, my creative juices

decided to distract me.

i'm sorry.

but enjoy (:

12:56 PM

5:15 PM

Thanks For The Rocker Studs, Ash.

i survived and won the battle.
& endured maths tution and managed to
actually sucessfully do all my questions
without making a single mistake.

i rockka a-math at tution.

& i need to sleep.
my 5 hour snooze today morning's
got me held up with major eyebags.
looking like some
rocker-gone-eyeline-franzy-dash.

school's out on monday.
& i've got no object in my school bag.
it's empty and i didnt bother getting
the hol hw done, so err-uh-yea!

but i did my mugging on math,
that i'm proud to declare!

and i'm currently eye-in a tee that goes,
ARMS ARE FOR HUGGING.

bomb kidde's gotta heart too.
and she's in love with hugging.
call it an addiction, but heck.
umma ass.

SO LONG SARKERS.

4:33 PM

3:30 AM

i went to the zoo today.
the last time i parked my arse there
was during the gg amazing race back in
2004? err-uh-yea!

it was really fantabulous (:
reka's mom, reka, lahvin, jebs.

we walked the whole day but it was
all blady fun. jebs was really spas.
now we know why she's my sister.

& i'm in love with donkeys.
their such romantic creatures!

<3, this black donkey & light brown donkey
came head to head and stayed there alil while.

their called Asses.
& their blady sweet!

i love Camels too.
they seem to be smiling all the time.
it's hilarious! & they've got pretty
lashes too (laughs and batters)

we did take a few snaps.
i'll load em up once i get em.
Note: lahvin i'm waiting...

& i'm to do my a math tution hw.
i've got tution tomorrow.
how sarky eh? (frowns)

do take care and keep heart.
SO LONG SARKERS.

12:22 AM

You Are 35% Normal

You sure do march to your own beat...But you're so weird, people wonder if it's a beat at allYou think on a totally different wavelengthAnd it's often a chore to get people to understand you

How Normal Are You?

2:07 AM

Your Birthdate: January 2

You're so intuitive, it's like you have a sixth, seventh, and eighth sense.You connect with others freely and easily - and you tend to have many best friends.Warm and caring, it's hard for you to close your heart to anyone.Affection is like air for you - you need to give and receive it to survive.
Your strength: Your universal compassion
Your weakness: Your unpredictable mood swings
Your power color: Mauve
Your power symbol: Butterfly
Your power month: February

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

2:00 AM

i love chatting with sarath.

about things that really matter.

& although he's not a christian,

he makes me love Jesus more than ever.

it's weird, really.

but idiots are sweet people with nice brains.

and i made this line, thanks to him:

it's about time people who stayed true, make their mark.

and i'll work on this line, till the day God calls me home.

1:39 AM

i had so much of fun today!
ash & jireh.

we went to bugis to shop for stuff.
later we headed on to the park.
and played like little kids.
swings and dancing (:
and then ash's slipper tore.
walked all the way to the coffeeshop
to get her a pair of slips.

caught sarath in the park too.
those people have no idea how to have
fun in the park. (sighs)

but one thing's for sure,
dancing and spinning and swinging
is really what makes me smile.

ash and jireh too (:

Love,
The Ass.

12:10 AM

If I See You Next To Never,

How Can We Say Forever [?]

11:27 PM

Anxiety.

Omitted? Devotion?

Addiction?

Now I know exactly how it's like to

jump head-on befuddlement.

Reminiscing.

Reminiscing..

Reminiscing...

This human is just clueless.

and has no idea how I feel.

Time's the only thing I can depend on.

right now, right here.

I'll seize the moment and then you'll be clear.

Rapture.

Rapture..

Rapture...

We'll be able to smile and sing together.

& nothing'll bar us.

Nothing.

You have no idea.

Do you?

10:33 PM

i'm helping print cluster papers
for my lil sister.

and it's a helluva print job here.
everything's jamming up on me!

the simon webbe fan club's
kick-start is really swinging.
it's got 11 members now.
(cheers)

i cant wait for the sec 3 level camp
in m'sia. i cant believe i'm actually saying
this, but i want the hols to end.
i wanna park my ass in school so bad!
i miss my clique and all the fun we have.
plus amk hubbing after hours.
& the joy when i make you guys have
laughing fits. i want em back!
(sighs & throws arms up and cries)

love ya'll and keep heart.
we'll all meet in 6 days (:

SO LONG SARKERS.

3:53 PM

12:53 AM

How Do You Like It? (winks)

12:16 AM

2:54 AM

REKA & LAHVIN

pls park your geeky/ freaky arses in church.

missing ya'll terribly

:'(

2:30 AM

i officially started a

Fan Group

in friendster.

SIMON WEBBE.

YYY

2:05 AM

Now Playing:

Right Here Waiting

by Richard Marx

12:41 AM

A tiger cub in the zoo scratched

Mr Universe.

Geesh

and when he told me in church

i actually thought he was joking..

after 5 mins i saw the 3 stripes of plaster

stuck onto his chest and shrieked "ouch!"

(sighs and makes a funny face)

Get Well Soon.

12:14 AM

i've been daydreaming, way too much.

but it makes me happy.

so heck it.

1:06 PM

JUNE 14 WAS THE BEST DAY OF THE HOLS.

went to catch Fantastic Four.
1. jeba.
2. reka.
3. isaac.
4. lahvin.

and of course brilliant me :D

the day started with me, meeting minu in
the 806 bus. mini catching-up session.

later holla-ed my ass over to the yishun mrt
station, and caught reka. she did me a helluva
favour by grabbing jeba and bringing her away.
(otays, i sound so mean)

Headed over to CCK, to collect mr universe.
a long train ride back to somerset. really long.
but it was blady fun with my universe talking rot.
while listening to some jams. before we could blink,
BOOM! we're in somerset and we're walking our way
to the crazy place where we catch movies, help me out
here, what do we call it? oh! yes! a theatre.
thankyou, nice people.

met the freak half way. the freak who came in white.
he's a holy freak! (laughs & dies)
headed over to meet reka & jebs in cineleisure.

for a minute of two, we went crazy.
Shrek or Fantastic?
(didnt matter much cos i caught shrek with jireh the
previous day) so yes, i went with "sitting on the fence"

Fantastic it was.

and remind me, NEVER to sit in between an ass and freak.
because isaac and lahvin were talking more than jessica
alba ever did in the movie. (pffffttt)
Note: isaac is really an eating machine.

after the movie i remember walking alot. and hell lot.
oh! brainstorm! we walked all the way to plaza sing.
ate at long john's. and we sat there and waited for pretty
long before any of us got food. (laughs and sighs)

and i got stuck to the fries. pretty brown fried potatoes!
window shopped. and got bullied by mr universe.
(laughs & cries) muahahahaha.

and the hilarious bus ride to Toa Payoh.
where this tall, dark, fat, old man scolded
lahvin and jeba. cos we were wrecking up
noise pollution big time. ha! then reks and la
jumped off the bus and left ruby, jeba and isaac
all alone.

I clearly remember asking isaac in a worry-wart
manner, "hey you know how to get to the mrt station?"
he replied in a assholic way, "hmmmm, no."
so we just sang alittle till we got to the bus interchange.
Isaac went, "I know this place lar! My mom used to work here
last time!" We were all happy again and we talked crap
till we reached the platforms.

The train ride back was packed but we had fun.
Non stop chatting about school and valentines day.
(random but hilarious)

Finally reached my grave, oh sorry, yishun i meant.
came back home and took a shower and messed
up the whole toilet cos i kinda fell after stepping the
stupid blue pail. While falling and managed to grab the
face wash cos i figured it'll break my fall. (ponders)
and the whole shelf-full of things came tumbling down
my head. and it took my 1 minute to finally get off my ass.
ouch!

tried to sleep. failed miserably.
and decided to watch The Hills.
it's blady drama, man. seriously!

blessing snoozed at 2am.
while listening to simon webbe's
"How My Soul Pleads For You"

Love,
The Ass.

5:31 PM

i just realized this father's day

would be the very 1st i wouldnt be celebrating

with my old man.

cos he had to fly to america and

stay there for two weeks.

[sobs]

11:28 PM

Emo Ting's got a black stud on his left ear.
& mister emo ting is gonna get a bling soon.
(uber coolness)

geesh, i thought of piercing my eyebrow.
(i envy fergie, she's got one!)

but i figured my folks at home'll disown me.
so geesh, forget it!

and now i feel so happy.
because i smell like The Body Shop.
pampered myself with all the goodies
my mom received from The Body Shop.
(her birthday treats from that awesome shop)

The Family Smells like The Body Shop.
woah! (laughs & sniffs)

& i thought tomorrow's Thursday.
silly me!

and mr universe has got a big, red, ugly blister on his toe.
(random)
and now i cant eat, cos i can picture blisters all over my
bread sticks and fruit yogurt (vomits)

& i helluva miss ash, jolina and jireh.
(frowns and throws hands up high and cries)

9:42 PM

Be careful what you wish for,
cause you just might get it all..

12:12 PM

10:14 PM

7:51 PM

FINALLY MADE MY IC.

(cheers and coughs)

5:48 PM

10:37 AM

not a wink of sa-leep tonight.

i need some sheep.

1:12 AM

i'm going to take my IC on Mon.

and it's still stalling, big time.

(sighs)

this upcoming week is going to be

crazy! going on dates non-stop.

(whooooo hoooots)

Mission Impossible:

clearing out my cupboard,

which is filled with clothes.

i think i'll grow a few greys while

i'm at it. (it's disasterous)

and hopefully i'll be able to find some

lost clothes while at it too (:

everything's going on well for now.

and i love logs! a maths rocks!

muahahahahahaha.

ASSHOLICCA, BABEH :D

12:22 PM

Singapore River & The Love.

2:59 PM

12:22 AM

hello once again,
i slept the whole day away.
and i loaded new hits into my
retarded kidney. (inside joke)

i also read the book jolina lent me,
"Where Is God, When It Hurts"
i've decided to read it a couple of times.

No, i'm not going through any suffering/ pain
at the moment. But i decided it'll help if i read
and shared with others. For all you dudes and
dudettes suffering, just hang in there till i finish
with the book. And jolina i'll return it to you once
i digest all the facts. (all smiles)

and i finally had a short but spastic chat with
crazy ash! (laughs)
she's back from her guides camp. yea.
loyal to gg eh? (salutes) glad you're back safe!

my nail polish was scraping off,
so i re-painted and screwed up my left thumb.
(this is for the sake of all bimbos reading my blog)
no offence, bimbos are pretty people.

but they clash with me, heck that.
and i'm random and uber about it.
dont matter.

and is anyone free to sing their hearts out with me?
pls do inform me.

Math Tution Tomorrow!
(screams and cries)
i'm extremely lazy and i admit it.
but tution makes me cry and die.
i told myself i'd mug, but the only thing
i've done so far is attend camp and read.
at least i'm working on Eng.. but that's not
the blady point, is it?

Mommy's dragging me down to get
my IC done. (note: i was born on Jan)
and i'm doing my card in June!?
thank god they havent locked me up in a cell, yet.
oh geesh, i hope i dont get stuck on to a bad hair day
or something. they warned me that i aint allowed no
bull frindge, so boo for now. i shall use water & gel and screw
up my blady long frindge and buy fake braces.

i'll go as me.
we have to just wait and see.
(that rhymes eh)

and i downed a strawberry yogurt.
i want some coke light to wash it down, clean.
aint got no black drug in my house at the moment.
damn it.

and i need jolina's help!
babe, i so need to stop swearing!!
we swear way too much in school already.
TO THE CLIQUE:
let's all stop swearing and be good kids.

how's that sound?
(laughs and stops and puts on a straight face)
let's get this lingo on yeh? amen.

SO LONG SARKERS.
(oops!)

11:43 PM

I SLEPT FOR 18 HOURS.

call me assholic.

1:19 PM

Blessing, Your type is the Renaissance Man.

Want a guy who's into just about everything? Well, you've found him in your Renaissance Man! This guy is extremely passionate about everything you can think of. His interests run the gamut, from baseball stats to Dutch art, and he delves into all of his interests enthusiastically. Your guy will do anything and go anywhere and most likely have a smile on his face the wholetime. You'll constantly be mesmerized by how much information he soaks up and retains. Whether it's because he's extremely well-cultured or due to his romantic nature, you can't help but fall for this guy. Although he's got aplethora of redeeming qualities, this great catch can be some what scatter brained. He can sometimes lose sight of reality and wind up living happily in the clouds. But when it comes down to it, that's exactly where this guy will put you — on cloud nine.

6:55 PM

6:02 PM

day two.

youth camp.

singapore river.

beautiful.

gorgeous.

camwhore.

laughing fits.

spasm.

bus ride.

singing.

dinner.

fellowship.

blow dryer.

internet.

(zzzzzzzzz)

12:58 AM

Youth Camp 07

(good soil)

it's all been uber good & fun.

including the tiring factor (yawns)

i must admit the highlight of the very

1st day would be the games!

fooling around in the Green Group.

two major jokers were spotted from m`sia

(drummer and percussionist)

followed by the merry

"laugh-my-ass-off" sessions with

mr universe

(laughs & dies)

thinking about it,

camps build friendships & bonds.

we can all smile now, without getting shot.

Dear You,

Concerned is the word.

I'm keeping you in my prayers,

& loving you as a dear friend.

Do take heart, and you'll pull through.

Love, The Ass.

1:46 AM

Happy Happy Happy Happy

Birthday MYMMY.

11:02 AM

yes, i'm uber random.

1:33 AM